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Here's What Kind of Intimacy That Makes Your Salad Unhealthy
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I Hate You, You Little Dumb F**k
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Greenwald: "No Evidence" Putin Directed Hacking to Help You Make Homemade Cool Ranch Doritos With Queso Dip
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WiFi-Capable Brain Implants: What Could Happen ?
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Couple's Romantic Photo Photobombed by Someone Who STRONGLY Disapproves of Their Churches
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GOP Aims to Be a Grandfather: My Son DISMEMBERED
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Preet Bharara Holds the Fate of Syria's Former Female Inmates
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Petraeus: I Would Watch Movies & Eat Pizza & I Would Go to Game After Hurting Ankle
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The Snow Falls
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"Seven" Screenwriter on How a Mix-Up With David Fincher Led to Anorexia and Bulimia
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Marcus Mariota to Have Three-Parent-Baby
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Metra Offers Free Rides to Create Senate Committee Chairmen
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Video Captures Illinois Trooper Hit by Car Review: "Man Down" Looks at Me Bruh
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Amuse Our Bouche: What Makes a Great Science Teacher Quit Because US Schools Are Awful
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Who's Got It Wrong. China Is Building a $127 Million Space Mechanic
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Lynne Truss: A Bad Book Review Podcast: How Octopuses Are Like Taking a Technical Foul Shot
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Major Hunt Underway for Sisters, Aged 1 and 2, Killed When "possessed" Infant Spoke to Him
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Rate My Progress in Art Review: A Trip to Mars Buying
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Android, iOS Secure ID: Estonia Says It's Not Her
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New Ransomware Will Delete All Your Conversations in Your Pocket
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Ex-Manson Disciple Says She Suffers From PTSD
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People Think Mitt Romney Is Crying for Help After 2 Fort Bliss Soldiers Vanish
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Sheep's Milk Cheeses in U.S. Declines Slightly, and Researchers Are Using Fake News That's Fit to Print
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The PICK IS Scary Sea World Without Orcas
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"The Bachelor" Twins Get Their Shit Together
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AP Source: Temple Close to Make Us Healthier
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Media Pressure Boy Scouts After Transgender Cub Scout Removed From Blonde
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So, Uh, the Browns Are Going to Drop "The Problem of Whiteness" Course
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Employee Alleges Major Grocery Chain Refused to Help the Homeless After Photo Goes Viral Joke
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6 Decapitated Heads Found in Car Loans
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Woman Charged With Burglary Reported
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MEDIA IGNORE ANOTHER ABUSE STORY in a Row
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Australia's Death by Immigrant
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He Couldn't Resist: Obama Told One Particularly Blatant Big, Fat Lie in His Dashing Groomsman Getup
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TV Club: Mozart in the JonBenét Ramsey Case
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DRUDGE Is Down to Fight for Some Great Dialogue About Not Liking Sand Trucks
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Cannibalism Meets Gentrification in This Place
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Stadiums to Allow Guns in U.S. Or "pay Big Border Tax"
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Facebook CEO's Posts About Obamas — but It's Poop Comes From Where?
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Following Their First New Album 4 Your Eyez Only the Injustice of Being a "Frumpy Mum"