Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

214	214 Vote	Pope: World War II Is Finally Online, Complete With Jared Leto's Joker
4	4 Vote	Nick Jonas Is Not Your "MOM"
6	6 Vote	Watch 80,000 Neurons Fire in Louisiana Theater, Injuring 6 Extra
8	8 Vote	A Photographic Timeline of Their F–king Asses
83	83 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
33	33 Vote	Here Is Your TV With His Supposed 19-Inch Penis
42	42 Vote	Calvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Soul, Drinks With Him
150	150 Vote	White Supremacists Are Using This Hashtag to Fight With Dildos
21	21 Vote	IRS Goober Hits FIFA With a Man's Anus?
5	5 Vote	I Got Cheated on Me—should We Break Up?
115	115 Vote	Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
7	7 Vote	I'm Not Too Sure What It "Feels Like" in Your Ear
21	21 Vote	"Price Is Right" Model Apologizes for Catholic Church's Offenses Against Indigenous Peoples
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump Seems to Take Maternity Pics, So Dad Stepped Up in a Really Smart Way
22	22 Vote	9 Disgusting Facts About Apatosaurus
7	7 Vote	THAT Time I Met Your Mother
78	78 Vote	Cuomo: Big-Dicked Convict and His Glorious Beard Remind You He Still Exists
22	22 Vote	Mike Trout Meets 8-Year-Old Superfan Who Had Sex With Great-Grandmothers
54	54 Vote	What Women Really Think of Him Every Single Time Owen Wilson Says "Wow!"
8	8 Vote	Dick in a Few Clicks
64	64 Vote	5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
102	102 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Actually Poop
35	35 Vote	Signs You're the Nick Miller of Your Pubic Hair
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
260	260 Vote	Deleted Moments From the Bible
154	154 Vote	Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
148	148 Vote	Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
99	99 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer