Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Dear Men, Please Stop Using Your Noodle!
5	5 Vote	Try This Twelve-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	7 Ways Daisy Ridley, Secret Jedi Master, Can Save the GOP]
2	2 Vote	Terrorists Are a Hoot
7	7 Vote	The Markets Are Freaking Out About Hitler's Penis
188	188 Vote	Disneyland Is "A Warzone Without the War"
2	2 Vote	Conspiracy Theories in Scalia's Death Will Change the Way Millennial Women Get Very Real About Malfoy
2	2 Vote	Savory Pancakes Can Go as a Costly Signal of Trustworthiness
2	2 Vote	When My Wife Asks Me What Kind of Ice Cream Are You?
2	2 Vote	Pour Your Own Money!
90	90 Vote	Santa Claus Arrested for Stripping Naked at Machu Picchu
66	66 Vote	Kristen Bell Gives Birth to Her Bike
76	76 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Learns She's Not a Banana?
8	8 Vote	God's a Bit Stupid
360	360 Vote	Wait a Minute. . . Jeb Bush? 1	1
64	64 Vote	Donald Trump Became a Catholic Nun
116	116 Vote	School Children Are Disgusting
160	160 Vote	Joe Biden Gets Standing Ovation at Oscars as He Poses NAKED in a Wine Barrel 2	2
99	99 Vote	Rubio: "I Feel Beautiful Again"
6	6 Vote	Oculus Rift Takes You Inside the Wild "Full House" Porn Parody
4	4 Vote	Syria Says 45 Killed in Car Fu**ing
131	131 Vote	Stray Dogs Are Well Armed Nowadays
286	286 Vote	Spice Up Your Butt 1	1
138	138 Vote	Barack Obama Explains What It's Like to Join 9GAG
57	57 Vote	Chicago, See a Therapist
137	137 Vote	I'm Really Glad I Wasn't Wearing Any Clothes
110	110 Vote	Pope Francis Sold at Auction for $82K
111	111 Vote	ISIS Creates Dating Website Just for Kids!
107	107 Vote	Netflix to Make Mormon Porn
155	155 Vote	Apparently "Minecraft" Is One Giant Myth
582	582 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
211	211 Vote	Oh Yes It's Legal Here in Texas
163	163 Vote	Man Killed Trying to Make Danny DeVito Play Jar Jar Binks? 1	1
87	87 Vote	How Did That Tree Just Fly?
102	102 Vote	Help I'm Drowning in Campaign Ads 1	1
54	54 Vote	Egyptian Police Say Hi
53	53 Vote	Photoshop Is a POTATO!
86	86 Vote	Oh Look, the Great Lakes
91	91 Vote	How Peyton Manning Can Eat Shit