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5	5 Vote	Which Decade Do You Wash Your Kid's Insides
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
5	5 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning Physics Explained
15	15 Vote	Skinless Mickey Mouse in Vietnam, by Lee Savage and Wil Wheaton
84	84 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
3	3 Vote	There's a Reason to Smile
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
7	7 Vote	Fleeing Violence, Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Sheer Embarrassment
4	4 Vote	Dozens Killed as Egyptian Forces Clash With the Stairs
243	243 Vote	Fla. Police Believe They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
5	5 Vote	These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Offended by Kat Von D's "Celebutard" Lipstick