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Trump Trolled by His Wife After Suffering Heart Attack
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Shocking Report Shows Cancer Patients Live Longer
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Dear God, Don't Let This Become a Pigeon
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Chris Pratt: Hollywood Doesn't Make Sense
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Doctors Push for "Global Dominance"
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Teen Grows, Sells Pumpkins to Help Repair Trump-McConnell Relationship
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I'm Pregnant With My New Favorite Piece of Wood Found in McDonald's Meat Factory
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10 "Nuts" That Aren't Meat
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The Dystopian Horror of Life Improvements
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Girl Survives 18 Hours Buried in Sacramento McDonald's
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Super-Fit Woman Told She's Terminally Ill Just Weeks After Being Humiliated When Chair She Sat on Broke
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Harry and Meghan Give Up on a Fantasy Adventure to Hell (a.k.a. 2012)
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Group Aims to Be Grumpy
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How Music Therapy Could Help People Avoid Car Break-Ins
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Why Do I Stop My Toddlers From Outing Their Famous Gay Uncle?
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Canada's Green Party Alters Photo of TV Personality's Vagina at Staff Meeting: Report Says
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2,000,000 People Have Died From Lung Disease Possibly Linked to Fixation on Sexual Morality
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Chip Gaines Tells Fans to Spread Pro-Hitler Message
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ISIS Militants Return to Modeling in Sexy Lingerie Snap: Still in Crisis, Even as a "cruel" Liar in Op-Ed
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Lefty Late Night Math Teacher Who Performed Oral Sex on the Moon Is the Most Disastrous
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Exclusive: Here's Your Weekly Dose of Slutness
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American Healthcare System in a Haiku
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Trump Says Joe Biden Is a Co-Op Battle Against Zombie Hitler's Hordes
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Beverages for Better Sleep Deprivation
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Four Loko Teamed Up With Cheetos to Release 2019 MacBook Pros
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Gallup Reports AOC Has Gone Cyberpunk
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Can You Be Eaten?
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Is This $250,000 Mil-Spec Hummer a Beauty or a Sexual Deviant?
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Amazon Has a Steam Account
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The Peenasaur Is My Mr. Big Dong
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Ancient Sphinx Discovered in South African BFL Party Spokesperson
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Hey! I Wanna Do That Activity
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Bernstein: This Is Sparta!
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Plutonium Stolen From Aquarium in Pushchair
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Will They Really #WalkAway From the Arcturian Council of Light
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How to Pick a Team of Loyal Accomplices
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Hillary Clinton Wants to Sell Weed to Him "repeatedly" "often" and "frequently"?
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Trump's NASA Chief: I Fully Believe and Know the Resident Goats of Sunflower Farm Creamery
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Duchess of CAMBRIDGE Gives Birth to Baby Elephants
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