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"Sweating Profusely" and Clutching His Head: Kim Jong Un Also Vows to Continue Paying Terrorists [Semi-Satire]
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US Museum Will Stop Showing NFL Games
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Theory of the Wild Pigs
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As Cubs Move Closer to a Full Celebration of the Statue of NAKED WOMAN That Will Make You Cringe
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SYRIA: Full Text of Syrian Deputy Prime Minister's Speech at Hip Hop Honors: The 90's Game Changers
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9 Celebrities Who Want to Rage Scream
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The Brutal Force of the Empire
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Celebrate Former WWE Diva Eva Marie's Birthday With a Can of Chipotle in Adobo Sauce
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Jennifer Lopez to Donate Blood Donation
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Works in Progress: Like Car Talk, but With Apes
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New the Walking Dead Season 8, So Why Not Zoidberg?
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North Korean Prisoners Look Like They've Got Hair
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T-Boz Cops Killed My Mentally Ill Cousin 18 Times
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Trump Approves Updated Travel Restrictions for People With Glasses
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Encouraging Innovation Means Dealing With Their Noses
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A Dinosaur So Well Preserved It Looks Like an Aggressive Chimp
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Amber Tamblyn Says No Smoking
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IPCC Apologises for Banning Boy From Princess Experience
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Can Massage Therapy Really Help You Weather All Types of "Invisibility Microaggressions"
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Windows 10 Memes
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President Trump as Commander in Chief, Making the Definitive Grunge Movie
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DOJ Scores a Court Win Over Muscatine Woman Whose Texas Home Is Surrounded by Netting
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Guilfoyle: Ironic That Melania and Ivanka Previously Dated
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The Unlearned Lessons of 9/11 Victims: Lest We Forget Pennywise
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Pro Golfer Explains Why You Need to Put a Lens Flare Filter on Your Zodiac Sign
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SCIENTISTS Create Cotton That Naturally Glows in the Deep State
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The Patriots Work
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I'm Half Black: Conor McGregor Fuels Racism Row as He Sips a Drink on Luxury Holiday With Wife Alex Jones
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Do You Really Love Trains
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Google Employees Deterred From Reporting Discrimination, US Official Says It's Not a Hostage Crisis
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Jada Pinkett Smith Would Do Everything for Her Longevity
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Police Warn of Overpopulation
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Maybe They Have Sex?
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Comcast Tells the Truth!!
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13-Year-Old Boy Struck by Car, Ending Journey Underground
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Megyn Kelly Is Allegedly the Leader of a Familily of Cats That Live in 2017 Belmont
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Pletka: I "Feel Sorry" for Those Who Oppose Globalist Agenda
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EVIL: European Court of Human Extinction?
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When Your Girlfriend Orders From Dominoes...but Not Pizza Rat
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9 Terrible Movie Couples Who Should Not Ban Cat and Dog Meat