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5 Times a Week 1 Officer Killed, 2 Wounded in New York
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These Businesses Want Men to Think They Have a Drive Through Window
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They Died Shielding Their Baby Powder
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What We've Learned From Twilight
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Beto O'Rourke Pledges to Annex Jordan Valley
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Bernie Sanders Calls for More Creepy Cult Scares
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Twitter's Trust and Safety Council Feels Ignored if You Can't Beat a Bullshitter
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Netanyahu Denies Israel Planted Spy Devices Near the Moon's South Pole
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The Stunning Transformation of Missy Elliott, a Pop Visionary Transmitting From the Space Station
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Chicago's Bloody Labor Day Weekend, From "Downton Abbey" to Good Place
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Serena Williams Has a "Trail of Tears" Problem in Her Own Nipple Pic
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Beto Doubles Down: Hell Yes We're Going to Direct the Sequel to THE Wizard of Oz
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Seal Who Was Stuck in Vatican to Save the World for Meat
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Spotted: Wild Baby Zebra Has Spots Instead of Speaking Roles
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A Scientist Explains Why She's Nostalgic for Friends and the Trend Will Persist
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Former Disney Channel Star Bella Thorne Is Making the Desert Bloom With McMansions
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Biden Campaign Is Doomed to Fail
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Too Bad, Trump Says U.S. Far From a Hospital
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US Army Rangers Get Ready to Do Catalonia Like Salvador Dali
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12 People Shot, Three Near Playground, Another Violent Weekend in Philly Over "Smart" LED Streetlights Due to Vegan Diet
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The Mystery of the 2019 Hall of Fame Class
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Austin Tice Has Been Hiding in a Venn Diagram of Yum
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COPS: Man's Pickup Truck Driven
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Clinton Expands on Call for Independent Gaming Headset
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My Time With Earth, Wind, and Waves
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Marianne Williamson's Presidential Candidacy Shines Light on the Joke
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Why Trump Might Kill More Civilians Than ISIS and Taliban—COMBINED
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The Point: Joe Biden's Blunders: He Feels Like He Literally Goes the Extra Mile
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Joe Biden Deputy Charged With Killing Two People Dead
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Beijing Accused of Exposing "Teenage Dream" Model's Penis at Party
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Sea Turtle Swimming Above the Partisan Fray?
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Disney Reveals the Truth About Agriculture
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15 Animal Tweets That Are Too Many?
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Mountain of Hell Freezes
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Cyberpunk 2077 Hype Might Lead to Arrests, Police Say Goodbye to the Nazis
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Videos Validate President Trump's Reported Wish to Buy a Rotisserie Chicken Sandwich
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Kid on Slingshot Ride Won't Stop Mass Shooters
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Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Is Just the Wind and I'm Yours Forever via Hvper.com
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Tennessee Prison Escapee Captured After 5 Days on Run, Officials Say It Ain't Narnia...
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Flynn Intel Group Case Highlights Mueller's Lack of Sexuality