Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	This Lazy and Argumentative Husky Just Won't Die
105	105 Vote	Farewell to the Moon
134	134 Vote	Just 22 Photos of Your Butt 1	1
2	2 Vote	China Is Closing After 100 Years
4	4 Vote	Two Girls Who Are Forgetting Humans Exist
2	2 Vote	Everybody Must Stay Home, Stay Quiet
2	2 Vote	How to Hold Religious Services
2	2 Vote	Why There's Nothing Wrong With the Virus
2	2 Vote	GameStop Has No Official Language
4	4 Vote	Regrettable Tattoos as Memorable as They Were Isometric
2	2 Vote	Woman Sues Christian School Bus
154	154 Vote	You Can Live in the Ass!
2	2 Vote	People Keep Throwing Milkshakes at the Moon's Poles
2	2 Vote	5 Signs Kate Middleton Tells Prince William to Lay Off the Weed
3	3 Vote	This Is Very Important Data
2	2 Vote	15 Pets Anxiously Waiting for Godot With 4-Year-Olds
8	8 Vote	The Rumors Are True, There's Officially a Thing
3	3 Vote	A Lot of Death
2	2 Vote	Pitbull Is Lifting Coronavirus Restrictions Too Soon
219	219 Vote	Canadian Police Threaten Drunk Drivers With Nickelback Tunes
2	2 Vote	The Transgender Day of Remembrance: So Much More Satisfying Than "Jojo Rabbit"
2	2 Vote	Lululemon Official Promotes Racist T-Shirt, Gets Fired for Being Named Corona
4	4 Vote	"Crazy Cat Ladies" Are Not Cutting the Cheese (Remix)
2	2 Vote	Turkey Facts to Spout at the Beach
2	2 Vote	You're a Big Carrot
2	2 Vote	The Physics of an Ass
98	98 Vote	Why Am I Alone? Sit Down, Lets Reminisce
5	5 Vote	Michael Bublé s 6-Year-Old Son Joins Parents on the Autism Spectrum
4	4 Vote	Fourth Person Dies on Hunt for a Fresh Start
77	77 Vote	No, Oil Below $0 Doesn't Mean the End of All-You-Can-Eat Buffets
2	2 Vote	J.Lo Wants to Shoot Up Chemicals
5	5 Vote	Chelsea Manning Is Out of Underwear
4	4 Vote	Meet My Pet Yeast and All Its Futurist Punk Glory
5	5 Vote	Scientist Couple With Cerebral Palsy Beat the Bulge With These Psychedelic Images
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle Opens Up About Olympics Being Postponed: I Sat There, and I Cried
2	2 Vote	Get Yourself a Chicken Sandwich
7	7 Vote	Cardi B Not Allowed to Twerk on Easter
4	4 Vote	I've Always Been a Massive Flop
7	7 Vote	We Are a Total Disaster?
98	98 Vote	Prince Harry Slammed for Wearing "Slutty" Wigs