Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

powderdaz

Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
9	9 Vote	Choose Your Own Poop?
8	8 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
5	5 Vote	Panhandling Prank Ends in a Sex Tape
3	3 Vote	Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Week
5	5 Vote	PSN Still Down, Sony Not Sure if Your Dad Proves That Humans Are Assholes
5	5 Vote	Zynga Just Bought the Developer of Minecraft
10	10 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Being a Woman
15	15 Vote	Car Accessory Disables Cell Phones With Urine
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
23	23 Vote	Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
104	104 Vote	Google Is Dead - 3/14/2013
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2