Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
2	2 Vote	Your Baby in a Jar
9	9 Vote	Let's Have a Small Goat?
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
144	144 Vote	27 Signs You Are Me
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
9	9 Vote	Ukraine Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
34	34 Vote	Black Licorice Is Made From... Hemp?
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
6	6 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1