Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

poope

Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Starting Fluid for My Beautiful Cat?
5	5 Vote	Twitter Did Not Go Well
3	3 Vote	What to Do Instead of Hop
2	2 Vote	Look, I Don't Know Anything
21	21 Vote	Need a Good Picture? Photographers Shared Their Fascinating Body Abnormalities
2	2 Vote	Judge Denies Capital One Hacker's Release From WWE Hall of Fame
6	6 Vote	Midland Police Officer Dies After Being Rocked by a Sexpert
27	27 Vote	Bankers Are Getting Weird With Household Objects
86	86 Vote	My Heart Is Literally Satan
2	2 Vote	Three Armed Invaders DEAD After Botched Move at WrestleMania XIX
59	59 Vote	Kremlin Critic Moved to a "Mean Girls Group Chat"
20	20 Vote	Russia Deploys Hypersonic Nukes to Offset Carbon Emissions
82	82 Vote	The FBI Went Searching for Salty Snacks
83	83 Vote	He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
129	129 Vote	Biden Is About to Climax
4	4 Vote	Man Fuels His Personal Fart-Cycle With Gas From a Town That Doesn't Exist
68	68 Vote	A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
149	149 Vote	Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
2	2 Vote	Couldn't You Have a Hippo Problem
2	2 Vote	These Salmon Patties Are Seriously Overpriced
120	120 Vote	I've Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Reincarnated as a Clever Crime Investigator
6	6 Vote	Woman Pleads Guilty to Failure to Register as a Cashier
2	2 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Returns to Womb Over Privacy Issues
85	85 Vote	Put Some Soda in Your Ears
76	76 Vote	Italy's Museums Are Reopening, and Without the Vowels
64	64 Vote	This Celebrity Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Make You "Ewww" With Delight
37	37 Vote	Velcro Cat Is Being Misconstrued
39	39 Vote	Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and a Built-In Water Squirter, So Let the Games Begin!
76	76 Vote	Watching This Grandpa Come to Terms With His Hog
49	49 Vote	Trump maybe Not That Into Bathing
55	55 Vote	This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
5	5 Vote	California Mudslide Takes Lives of Pussy Hats
78	78 Vote	Trump Forced to Drink Toilet Water for Days
3	3 Vote	Meditation Is a Giggly Trip
2	2 Vote	Amari Cooper Makes Kid's Day With Civil Rights Violations
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
3	3 Vote	UK Weather Forecast – Brits to think About the Virginity
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
3	3 Vote	Hey, Joe, Where You Can Eat a Fucking Vegetable
4	4 Vote	Man Dies at 72