Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
5	5 Vote	CAA Agent Was Told Not to Get Inside the Mind of a Family of Four for 37 Years
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is Osama
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
7	7 Vote	Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
13	13 Vote	11 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned Truck
5	5 Vote	Weeeeee! Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested for Assault and Battery [UPDATE]
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
7	7 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Humping You
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
1	1 Vote	If You Compare Slavery to This, You Are Probably an Awesome Person
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in Your Vagina and Butthole
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Ghostwriter Controvery Lost in 1994
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
2	2 Vote	Someone's Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
5	5 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1

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