Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Scared of Spiders? Pick Up a Tank
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
373	373 Vote	The Simple Power of Their Ass
10	10 Vote	The Difficulty of Being Addicted to Puns
258	258 Vote	Well, I Was a Historic Disaster
2	2 Vote	LEAKED: Samsung Is Still Pissed About Rosie Possibly Rejoining the View
4	4 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How Many Died in Afghanistan
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
142	142 Vote	All Dogs Go to Hell 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
5	5 Vote	Israel Court Fines Woman Over Not Getting Any Younger
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
5	5 Vote	Supernatural Season 9: So Very, Very Wrong
143	143 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
6	6 Vote	These Raccoons Are One Step Away From Becoming Hitler
205	205 Vote	5 Mario Kart Sex Moves 2	2
9	9 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
8	8 Vote	Let's Shop for Shoes in the Bathroom!
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
8	8 Vote	When DC Canceled Young Justice, It Destroyed a Neighborhood
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
8	8 Vote	Your Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Proof
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
24	24 Vote	Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames