Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
4	4 Vote	Men's Rights Activists Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said It.)
28	28 Vote	The 24 Most Important Selfies of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
310	310 Vote	Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
20	20 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Mothers
7	7 Vote	A Girl Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
4	4 Vote	The Zooey Deschanel Dress Collection Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
5	5 Vote	Holmes Not Ready for Some S&M
9	9 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Some Seriously Fucked Up Eye Issues
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
3	3 Vote	Ahmadinejad Goes on the Inside: Papa Smurf Dissected
44	44 Vote	Dogs Wearing Booties for the Inevitable Porn Parody of "Man of Steel"
17	17 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Available On iPhone
363	363 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
7	7 Vote	How to Handle Porn Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
6	6 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Maze of Plot Twists
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?