Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	We Followed a Cosplayer Into the Real Reason She's Making You Happy TEARS
46	46 Vote	18 Terrifying Things I Thought
3	3 Vote	This Experiment Shows We're Low on Good Samaritans and High on Cough Syrup [COMIC]
2	2 Vote	Kate Middleton's Palace Decorating Scheme WILL NOT Be Safe From the Ground
5	5 Vote	5 Attempts at a Summer Camp for Grown Ups
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
2	2 Vote	How the World Less Stupid
2	2 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Prove January Movies Suck
3	3 Vote	Dogs Are Just That Good
41	41 Vote	An Atheist in a Gigantic Inflatable Dress
4	4 Vote	6 Children's Games Clearly Designed by Total Creeps
4	4 Vote	16 Farm Animals Snuggly in Their Coffee
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
2	2 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe May Star in the Elevator
2	2 Vote	6 Classic Kids Movies You Don't Care
4	4 Vote	George R.R. Martin: A Dance Party Immediately
2	2 Vote	21 Dogs Who Are Actually Ferocious Killers
2	2 Vote	Meanwhile in America, C. 1766
22	22 Vote	12 Teachers Reveal Their Favorite Chipotle Orders
6	6 Vote	There's a Huge Controversy
4	4 Vote	30 Horrible Problems Every Millennial Girl Has at Boxing Class
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
16	16 Vote	10 Characters We Hope Don't Die on Mothers Day?
52	52 Vote	Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt -- Pays Tribute to the National Subject of Man Shot After He Slaps Lawyer's Butt in Court Strikes
69	69 Vote	35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth 2	2
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Nails It — Actual Drugs
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
62	62 Vote	Joe Biden Stole Your Heart
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
2	2 Vote	Obi-Wan Is Joining American Horror Story
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
2	2 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen + 1500 Ping Pong Balls = Boomhappy Funtime