Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	Bill Murray Is Definitely a Slytherin
109	109 Vote	Children Are Living Below the Moon's Surface
199	199 Vote	Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
267	267 Vote	Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
176	176 Vote	The Jonas Brothers Go to Hell
138	138 Vote	Trader Joe's Is Always Out of Newborns
190	190 Vote	How Much Death Is Coming? And When?
148	148 Vote	6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
81	81 Vote	Why Dogs Lick Our Faces and Other Post-Sex Behaviors That Affect Relationships
155	155 Vote	5,824,000: Number of People Pooping
141	141 Vote	Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
73	73 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Mashed Up His Rectum in 7-Eleven Store
100	100 Vote	Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
9	9 Vote	Jesus Was Not OK
183	183 Vote	New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
110	110 Vote	MAN Arrested in Apparent Suicide
246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
90	90 Vote	Feminists Say Hi 1	1
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
133	133 Vote	Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear
671	671 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
124	124 Vote	Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
260	260 Vote	👉 if You've Ever Had Sex, Then You Might Not Actually Understand Christianity
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
72	72 Vote	The Man Who Taught Girlfriend's Pet Pug to Perform Abortions
274	274 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
206	206 Vote	15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles 1	1
8	8 Vote	Does Big Foot Poop in the Bathroom
256	256 Vote	Racism Is Dead: I've Never Been a Slave Owner
60	60 Vote	👉 Missing Elderly Man Is Found Dead in Suspected Serial Killing Spree, Police Say Happy Pi Day
84	84 Vote	Trump Complains McCain Family Never Thanked Him for Selling Alcohol to Minors
7	7 Vote	Mueller's Report Is Made of 400,000 Legos
9	9 Vote	Netanyahu to Be First DLC Character
107	107 Vote	New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
319	319 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones" 2	2
256	256 Vote	Thousands of Children Born Alive
2	2 Vote	How to Find the Best Drug Manufacturers
4	4 Vote	Doggo Surprised to See Daughter Wed!
59	59 Vote	R. Kelly Having Sex With Manhole Cover
4	4 Vote	Rob Ford Totally Looks Like Chucky

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