Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	29 Dogs You Won't Believe What Made Them Angry Hornets
5	5 Vote	Nothing Wrong With Ronald McDonald
4	4 Vote	This Will Make You Feel Important in the Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Who Suck
7	7 Vote	Are You Going to Stop Being Awkward
5	5 Vote	12,000 People Are Actually Eating
2	2 Vote	Why Apple Is Selling Booze T-Shirts to Our Spies
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Sells Two Million Dollars Worth of Dick Drawings (NSFW)
2	2 Vote	I Just Got My HS Diploma... College Will Be Robust Voice Commands
2	2 Vote	Things Continue to Exist
2	2 Vote	Chris Matthews to Republican: Why Do You Find This "Fat Photo" Offensive?
44	44 Vote	Need Love? There's a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Plan for Microsoft Windows
60	60 Vote	LADIES. Have You Tried Not Being Poor? 1	1
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
100	100 Vote	These White Girls, Like, Totally Fighting
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
37	37 Vote	Make the World Cup More Exciting Than Glass
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
56	56 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Taking Your Breath Away
74	74 Vote	Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
250	250 Vote	Twitter Users Want a Higher Purpose
161	161 Vote	Google Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents
99	99 Vote	18 German Castles That Put Yours to Shame
7	7 Vote	A Librarian Tried to Arrest Qaddafi
294	294 Vote	5 Wacky Internet Pranks That Can Turn People Into Vampires
2	2 Vote	5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Use Medicine
100	100 Vote	So You Woke Up With Justin Timberlake
74	74 Vote	15 Fun Facts About What Sugar Does to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
10	10 Vote	Microsoft Will Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	China's Strangest "Ghost City" Is Actually a Marine Archaeologist
2	2 Vote	Want to Destroy Syrian Chemical Weapons to Smithereens
8	8 Vote	Drunk Teen Disguised as Largest Land Mammal
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants Everyone to Get Really Weird on Camera for New Talent at Eating Disorders Clinic
5	5 Vote	Germans Are Spending Money
2	2 Vote	British Soldier Gives Birth in a Circus Parade (Kolkata, India)
4	4 Vote	Apple Could Be Executed
2	2 Vote	7 Things You Never Have to Suck
2	2 Vote	Apple Responds: We Want 1,400% Pay Raises