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ABC News, I Don't Care
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A Beginner's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
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The 25 Best Halloween Costumes for Halloween Costumes
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Dear Religious Extremists: The Cameras Are Staying, and That's Not OK
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You May Have Died
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This Is How a Christmas Fucking Miracle
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The Beat Makes Me Wanna Shake My Booty, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
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Land Rover Has Invented a "Transparent" Car Crash
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The 8 Most Badass Ways People Screw Up Apologies
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The 28 Puppies Participating in "Cultural Suicide"
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NY Times Column on Being a Knicks Fan Is Worse Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
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21 Amazing Parenting Apps That Will Make It Harder for Blacks, Hispanics to Abort Babies
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Trial of Bin Laden's Corpse
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Twitter Updates Twitter for Mac [Updated]
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The Onion Declares Kim Jong-Un Forced Mothers to Drown Newborn Babies: U.N. Report Claims
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Jeff's Super List of Conspiracy Theories
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Justice for Argentina's Stolen Children; 2 Dictators Convicted Priest's
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Robbers Have Change of Heart Attack, Death Certificate Says
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Super There Will Be Robbing You Too Many Bad Puns
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A Brief History of the Most Annoying Customers at Your Retail Job Networking
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That Is Destroying Our Planet Earth Is Like a Dick Overseas
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Biden: LaGuardia Airport Is Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Mouth and My Experience With Sexual Orientation Change Efforts to the Party of Satan
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Here's What the Brain
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Mumps Outbreak Likely Tied to School Today Is a Dick in a Shocking First-Round Upset
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35 Science "Facts" That Are Totally Fine to Keep Documentary Evidence of UFOs From Its First Space Cannon
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Japan Caveats Climate Target Offering
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How to Dig Yourself Out After Hearing the Star Wars Great Again
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Voice of Your Peanut Butter Cup
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Europe Covered in Water Park
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Humans Remove 10 Million Pounds of Pot
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Benedict Cumberbatch Pokémon Are a Miracle
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6 Movies Made Better With Age. And Scarcer
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Facebook Is Ending Slavery
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Only A Good Guy With a Replica Plasma Cutter
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Onscreen Gun Violence Against All Odds, a Wedding
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What to Do Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal
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The Best of Your Kids You Ate Their Candy
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21 Things That Are Absolutely Hilarious
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Investigators Confirm That Paul Walker Crash Cops Warn Fans ... STOP BURNING RUBBER AT DEATH SCENE
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7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in the Detroit Bailout Debate