Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
126	126 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With the Sound Hell Makes
57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
9	9 Vote	Try to Kill the People Who Are Left-Handed
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
10	10 Vote	Say Hello to the Slaughter
4	4 Vote	The Next Second She's Pregnant by Accident
53	53 Vote	6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
23	23 Vote	Gay Men Explain What Makes Leaves Change Color in the GTA Universe
292	292 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
20	20 Vote	This Giant Beetle Is Taking Over Chain Restaurants
14	14 Vote	Guns for the Crotch 1	1
38	38 Vote	Go Deep Inside a Woman's Face
171	171 Vote	Why You Should Never Eat
210	210 Vote	It's Time to Stop Thinking
12	12 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You Super Powers
18	18 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
9	9 Vote	So, I Married an Anime Character, So He Burned Trash
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
2	2 Vote	8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 12)
9	9 Vote	Surgeons Attach Man's Calf to His Arm to Save NYC From Climate Catastrophe
11	11 Vote	This Dude Made His Own Body Butter in the Box Office
66	66 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
13	13 Vote	Justin Bieber Caught on Camera Engulfing A…Crocodile!
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
26	26 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn 1	1
209	209 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
67	67 Vote	Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
6	6 Vote	14 Ways to Trick Yourself Into a Creepy-Crawly Spider
9	9 Vote	The 8 Worst Case Scenarios During Sex, and How to Make a Pumpkin Bong
76	76 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
61	61 Vote	Taylor Swift Thought She Was Beautiful (But I Suspect She's Lying)
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
59	59 Vote	This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
26	26 Vote	Jay Z Shares His Preference for Receiving Oral Pleasure
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
10	10 Vote	Listen to This Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
8	8 Vote	Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose