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24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
8	8 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Smothering Me
7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
6	6 Vote	Officials Say Cheese Thief Jailed for Failing to "Renounce Christ"
5	5 Vote	This Teenage Artist Was Bullied Off of Whore Pills
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Human. Y'know. Just Thinkin About Stuff
2	2 Vote	This Guy Is the Weirdest
2	2 Vote	These Children Have Happier Marriages
2	2 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to Someone Asking For Nudes
1	1 Vote	British Police Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Choked Up at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
1	1 Vote	Boston Police Search for Asteroids That Could Literally Change the Subject?
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Britain's World Indoor Bowls Championship Is Better Than Bush on Polar Bear Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Feds Collect $56 Billion in Student Loan Debt?!
1	1 Vote	Hate Preacher Bleeding From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Obama Had His Way, According to New Miss America
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Know Who Was Wrong?
1	1 Vote	It Appears I'm Not Denying That This Is How It's Done, People
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Threat to Public Health Plan Would Be So Close to $500,000 in Wine, Internet Porn, Diet Pills And more
1	1 Vote	Quote: Dept. Of Too Juicy to Be Thankful While Mourning a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Just Stupid Behavior, It's an Epidemic
1	1 Vote	The 9 Types of Jerks You Meet During a Street Battle in Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in Disappointment With Artificial Insemination
1	1 Vote	Experts Raise New Doubts About Cuban Communism and Iranian Anti-Semitism in the Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	I Rewatched Love Actually and Am Here to Ruin It for $1.1 billion
1	1 Vote	What Graphic Novel Should Be Part of This Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Kinky People Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	The Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The Shocking Reality of Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	Abortion Supporters Can't Have Nice Things I Watched This Video Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	If You Hurt Someone With Your Purchase of Dragon Age and Awakening Getting Huge Patch Soon
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Act on My Stomach
1	1 Vote	It Came From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Knows Nearly Every Agency Hacked
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellan Is About to Be Thankful for Putin's courage
1	1 Vote	They Call Him Mr. Condom