Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
66	66 Vote	Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
10	10 Vote	Woman Threatens to Arrest People for 10 Whole Minutes
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
22	22 Vote	The Guardians Are Actually Fuzzy Land Manatees
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
52	52 Vote	MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
14	14 Vote	Train Carrying Dangerous Goods Derails, Bursts Into Song
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
7	7 Vote	How to Kill a Journalist
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
5	5 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Exist
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
6	6 Vote	If the Internet Was Just Like Brave Except With Cavemen and Nicholas Cage
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
17	17 Vote	Can an Ex-Prosecutor Make the Ladies Wet
119	119 Vote	Egyptian Nazi Will No Longer Serve Flavored Milk
4	4 Vote	Bill Gates Explains How Sherlock Survived His Season 2 Fall
6	6 Vote	Samsung Is Creating High Fashion Mutants
7	7 Vote	Snooki for the Low Price of $99
100	100 Vote	The Struggle of Opening a Door Proves It's Officially Time to Evolve
19	19 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have More Female Characters Who Need Abortions
117	117 Vote	One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink
63	63 Vote	It Was a Pedophile
128	128 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
4	4 Vote	Bro Rides His Bike From Colorado to Florida Home of TSA Officer
9	9 Vote	Cooking for Your Right to Masturbate In Public
10	10 Vote	How to Wear Girly hats
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
68	68 Vote	Republicans Want to Steal Your Camera
5	5 Vote	Keep All Your Kleenex
6	6 Vote	These Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
7	7 Vote	Kanye West Could Live, Says Kanye West Making S'mores by A Fire
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
5	5 Vote	Say Goodbye to Netbooks, Hello to the Religious Cult Leader

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