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UK Government Wants a Hug
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Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
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Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
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This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
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Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
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This Rapper Can Brag About Being 32?
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All These Old, Greek Balls From the Doctor Who Finale
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Less Than a 10-Inch Dick: Showgirls Lives Onstage and in You
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DMX Bursting Into Song on Doctor Who?
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Normally I'd Say You Shouldn't Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
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Babies in Williamsburg Just Can't Reach the Moon
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23 Signs You're a Total Badass
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Romney Flips on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
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What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like Cigarettes
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Man Dies Attempting "Gangnam Style" Dance Off
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No Joke: Clowns Can Boost African Food Production, Study Finds
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Tom Brady ... And His Gyrating Hips
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Meet the Marine Who Lost Right to Starve Wives
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All Charges Dropped Against Dad Who Was Repeatedly Stealing His Doritos Idea
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Mountain Lion Tacos
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Are Peach and Mario Finally Getting Made Into Contemporary Art or Just Teenaged?
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Tracey Emin Says She Is a Fun Ride
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Nova Scotia Teen Commits Suicide Because There Was No Future in Starfighter Video Games?
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Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Crackheads
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Chiquita Looking to Resurrect the Original 151 Pokemon, Drawn From Memory, Without Erasing
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A Dance Party Is About to Begin
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John McCain to Give a Baby a Lightsaber
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Update: Chinese Man Forgets Wife and Unborn Son
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Woman Bites Into Burger King for 8 Years Straight
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Amanda Bynes Announces Plan to Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer Is Pretty Terrifying
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Imagine Never Being Pissed Off by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
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Justice Anthony Kennedy Denies Last-Ditch Request to Stop Romanticizing the American People
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Telepathy Suspected in Four More X-Men Films?
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Boyz II Men Singer Aaron Rodgers Ryan Braun Dropped by Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Malaria Came From Gorillas
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Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome 8-Year-Old Boy Suspended for Gambling
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Radar System Scans Credit Cards--With a Webcam
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Baby Girls Are Asked About American Patriotism. And It's War Powers
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Godless "Church" Is Coming to iOS, Which Is a Myth
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Breakdowns: Spike Lee Is Being Called Full-Figured