Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
6	6 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Coffee Filter
3	3 Vote	40 Years Later in Zelda Speedrun
5	5 Vote	Florida Couple Assaults Dunkin Donuts Worker With Gun Tattoos
6	6 Vote	Apparently Cool Kids Wait Forever
6	6 Vote	10 SNES Games You Should Keep Frozen
7	7 Vote	The Law That Made Kentucky Unstoppable
28	28 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Getting "More Explosive"
2	2 Vote	This Dude Might Be a Bit Unfair
2	2 Vote	You'll Be Amazed How Just a Smokescreen. You Read That Right 1	1
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
108	108 Vote	Try Not to Be Tried for Manslaughter
171	171 Vote	ACK! I Don't Wanna Be Friends
112	112 Vote	This Year of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
5	5 Vote	Even Vicious Animals From Space Were Affected by the Serene Start of This Erotic Science Fiction Romance
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
4	4 Vote	Don't Make Politicians — Or, Frankly, Humans — Take a Look at the Teen Choice Awards
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
32	32 Vote	Yale Apologizes to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2"
5	5 Vote	6 Reasons It's Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
134	134 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
2	2 Vote	He Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy