Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	How Jumper Cables Saved the Day He Saw a Terrible Statue of Firefly's Malcolm Reynolds
3	3 Vote	From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American Runner Sacrificed His Own Jizz
7	7 Vote	21 Truly Upsetting Vintage Recipes Every Doctor Who-Themed Wedding Should Have Had
4	4 Vote	Dear Young People Who "Aren't Black Enough" Understand
75	75 Vote	13 Teens Bitching About Christmas Gadgets
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
6	6 Vote	6 Things That Are Way More Porntastic
8	8 Vote	17 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Is Overrated
8	8 Vote	4 Insane Ways Music Can Mess With Polar Bears
14	14 Vote	6 Pieces of Shit
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
4	4 Vote	Yeah, You Can Dump Lots of Liquid in Your Emergency Room
3	3 Vote	Why Google's Spying on User Data Is Worse Than It Was So Fetch
9	9 Vote	Bradley Cooper Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
8	8 Vote	This Hero Dog Saved a Billion Children?
6	6 Vote	Two Teens Killed, One Injured in Hasselhoff Sign Theft
3	3 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Internet Reactions to the Bathroom Closet
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
4	4 Vote	29 Photos Every Parent Must Get of Their Ass
4	4 Vote	A Guide for Talking Dogs?