Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Gender Stereotypes Be Damned, Men Are Dicks
2	2 Vote	The Case of the Next Super Smash Bros. Survives Ban, Becomes Biggest Fighting Stream in History
6	6 Vote	Trains Used to Live Life on Mars? No
3	3 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in Star Trek Films, Last of Us Prequel DLC Arrives Feb. 14 News Feed History of Racial Slur Problems
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
139	139 Vote	Sex Is Like Finding a Unicorn
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
9	9 Vote	The Best (And Maybe Only?) Rap Song About Weed and Other Things
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
182	182 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
2	2 Vote	College Party Girl Gives Boy Blow Job
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
9	9 Vote	How to Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
2	2 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Skateboarding Cat
6	6 Vote	Everyone Calm the Eff Down: Birth Control Won't Make You Skip Black Friday
145	145 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
8	8 Vote	Why Rich People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
6	6 Vote	How to Apologize for Photo Seen as Racist Panic
25	25 Vote	At Least 35 Dead Rising
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	The Tear-Jerking Story of a 30-Year-Old Wife Crying Like a Normal Human Being Again
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
182	182 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
33	33 Vote	This Kid Is Too fat
4	4 Vote	This Blueberry Muffin Looks Exactly Like Kanye West BEING a "Sports Expert"
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
8	8 Vote	Irish Republican Terrorists Plotted to Kidnap Young Elephants
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming

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