Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	Should We Stop Throwing Innocent People Off Cliffs 3	3
163	163 Vote	Police Search for GIFs
582	582 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
103	103 Vote	You Can Eat a Slice of Watermelon
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
130	130 Vote	Is Kanye West Ham
45	45 Vote	Your Complaints Are Not Worthy, We Are Naked!
86	86 Vote	Oh Look, the Great Lakes
121	121 Vote	Danny DeVito Is Surprisingly Plausible
167	167 Vote	A Teen Was Sent to School
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
553	553 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
353	353 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
240	240 Vote	23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
228	228 Vote	Poll: Hillary Clinton's Argument: I Am Vengeance, I Am the Night
400	400 Vote	Pokemon Is So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears
248	248 Vote	14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1