Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
7	7 Vote	How to Kill a Journalist
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
3	3 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Gabrielle Giffords Atop a Mountain in France Just Got Even Better
5	5 Vote	This Dog Gets an F
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
82	82 Vote	The Right Time to Bleed
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
35	35 Vote	This Mesmerizing GIF of Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Refugee Camp
95	95 Vote	Video: TAKE DOWN Elmo
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
18	18 Vote	2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
2	2 Vote	I Never Thought of Penises
2	2 Vote	Athletes Who Have Illegitimate Children
2	2 Vote	Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: Kim and Kanye's Krazy Engagement
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
7	7 Vote	Nintendo Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Fucking Lazy
7	7 Vote	How to Clean Out Our Brain Garbage
7	7 Vote	I Will Kill You
4	4 Vote	Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is Angry Tetris Sex
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Dealer Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
4	4 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Saying Dumb Crap About Britney