Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

157	157 Vote	Apple to Launch Nuclear Strike
62	62 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Use Medieval Swords and Shields
84	84 Vote	There Might Be Far Worse Than Gary
74	74 Vote	Newborn Twins Named Corona and Covid Conspiracy
41	41 Vote	Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Broke. I'm Not
124	124 Vote	I Spent Over £10,000 on Surgery and Turkey Teeth but Now I Am a God
37	37 Vote	100-Pound Tropical Fish Discovered on a "ventilator" With COVID-19: Report Finds
105	105 Vote	School Board Votes in Favor of the Dragon
113	113 Vote	Pfizer Steps Up Airstrikes
89	89 Vote	Famous Deaths That Happened When the Actor Died
32	32 Vote	Liz Cheney Was Defeated by the Nazis
59	59 Vote	Biden to Meet 15-Year-Old Girl, Police Say No!
60	60 Vote	Justin Trudeau Blames Privileged Upbringing for Wearing "erotic and Lewd" String Bikini to Beach
92	92 Vote	The GOP Wants to Start Using the N-Word: "I Have More Black Friends Than Eminem"
97	97 Vote	Nintendo Confirms the Obvious: It Won't Be at the Venice Film Festival
30	30 Vote	Army Reduces Numbers by 10,000 but All 20 Horses Miraculously Survived
53	53 Vote	God Made From Leftovers
70	70 Vote	America's Dirty Little Secret Service
206	206 Vote	A 12th Person Has Died From Low Level of Gay
82	82 Vote	It's Sunday, Time to Kill Tenant and Sell His Child Over Late Rent Payment
64	64 Vote	"MAGA" Hat-Wearing Pigeons Released in NY Terrorism Case
51	51 Vote	Woman Walks Into Spider's Web, Spider Comes Out as Jeopardy! Host Frontrunner
43	43 Vote	Another Day, Another Baby Monkey
65	65 Vote	Ducks Are Getting Sadder, Report Shows
40	40 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Injured in Motorcycle Crash: "He Was a Psycho"
169	169 Vote	Nobody Expects the Spanish Coast Guard
18	18 Vote	War in Afghanistan Safely Escapes Country
40	40 Vote	Schertz Police: Man Fatally Shot in Chicken Sandwich Wars
25	25 Vote	Police Searching for Salty Snacks
45	45 Vote	GHOSTBUSTERS Slime Tutorial Will Make You Hitler
102	102 Vote	Time to Go to Waste
83	83 Vote	NYC Is Dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1	1
219	219 Vote	Mom, Can I PLEASE Go to the Fifth Dimension
103	103 Vote	"Sesame Street" Introduces Gay Dads and Sex Robots
16	16 Vote	Lance Bass Wants to Be Done
125	125 Vote	US Is Revealed to Be 100% False 2	2
127	127 Vote	Capitalism on a Roll, Downwards
90	90 Vote	Ay Caramba! I Watched 50 Hours of Paint Drying
35	35 Vote	"Fortnite" Lets You Smoke Weed With a Pound of Beef
262	262 Vote	Girls Just Want to Rage Quit