Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	69% of Young Americans Favor Giving Illegals a Chance .... To Save Family From Fire
5	5 Vote	The Bill Nye the Science of Sperm Collecting
46	46 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
7	7 Vote	Candy Crush Makers Sadly Realize They Can't Afford to Buy Wendy Davis
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
35	35 Vote	19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
6	6 Vote	Watch a Man With Two Dicks
91	91 Vote	Your Strategy Guide to Puberty
13	13 Vote	There's a New God
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
22	22 Vote	A Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
9	9 Vote	George Takei in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
4	4 Vote	Only 15 Out of Today's Kids Won't Be Bald
8	8 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are ABOLISHED
8	8 Vote	What if Google Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
5	5 Vote	Have Your Sexts Made Into Gif Immediately
16	16 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men In Britain
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
363	363 Vote	How to Make Sense
32	32 Vote	28 Signs You Might Be Dead
25	25 Vote	10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5