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USA Ready for Robot Sex!
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Don't Give Up Drugs
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Help! I'm in a Perfect World
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President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
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Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
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Herd of Elephants Keep Their Babies on Vegan Diets
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Shut Up and Die
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Clinton and the Deathly Hallows
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The Moon Is About to Make a Crash Landing
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Get a Killer Punchline
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Michelle Keegan Looks Gorgeous as She Eyes Congressional Takeover
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Catch Some Zzz's
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Star Trek: The Next Leftist Superstar
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Justin Timberlake Sent Fans Pizza So They Can Extract Precious Gold From Coal
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Hey "Overwatch" Fans: Go Play With Paul McCartney
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Stephen Colbert Is Baffled by the Sea
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Former Adviser to George W. Bush, an Ass
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Mafia III Is Now $2,000 Off
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Asian Millennials: The New Counterculture
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Someone Can Hack Your Tastebuds
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Modern Relationships Are Comedies
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Six Things to Know About Me (I Love Fried Food!)
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When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die
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Ugh, This Hurts My Brain Implant
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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The Internet Comments
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Hilary Duff Apologizes for Video Games
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Don't Worry, There Are No Dumb Questions
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The Secret Gay History of Pencil-Making
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Lil Wayne Admits He Leaked Classified Info
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Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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Three Cars Were Set on Fire to Deter Crime
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Apple Is Trying to Smash Windows
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The Blue Screen of Death Metal
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Gaming With the Help of Wasps