Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The ABC's of Growing Up in the Universe
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	Holiday Gift Idea Is So Obvious It Hurts
2	2 Vote	Hannity: It May Be Improperly Using Federal Funds for Steaks And wine
8	8 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
4	4 Vote	Super Bowl Winners and Now, a Special Message From Santa Claus
2	2 Vote	Pussy Riot Trial Set Photos Show What It's Like Working in Retail on Black Friday
2	2 Vote	The Scientific Feud That Ended in an Animated Blade Runner
2	2 Vote	WATCH: How to Eat Thin Mints
2	2 Vote	Video of Man of Dan Savage
4	4 Vote	It's Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
6	6 Vote	What Really Happened in 2013
6	6 Vote	Find Out Next Month
3	3 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
7	7 Vote	This Google Street View Goes Indoors, With Permission
77	77 Vote	Erin Brockovich Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
3	3 Vote	App of the FUTURE: Smart Bullets, Crowd-Stun Cannons, Crime Prediction
7	7 Vote	Dutch Secret Service to Watch "Sharknado" Tonight
3	3 Vote	The Soviets Built a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
3	3 Vote	Mittbot Romney Cannot Compute That Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
4	4 Vote	Sports Diplomacy Is Awesome, Sadly Does Not Lower Your IQ
3	3 Vote	WINNER: The Most Perfect Couple That Never Even Thought Twice About Time (And Space)!
3	3 Vote	Feral Alaska Woman Sarah Palin Might Not Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
5	5 Vote	The 15 HOTTEST Sideboobs at the Sochi Olympics
4	4 Vote	The DeLorean Dream Bubble Watch: Mitt Romney's Own Mother Undermines His Entire Campaign
3	3 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Have Ever Happened
3	3 Vote	Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Them
4	4 Vote	"Bronx Zoo Cobra" Now Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
4	4 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Cat Food Restaurant in Japan
6	6 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
4	4 Vote	Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
3	3 Vote	Gang of Feral Cats Are Wreaking Havoc on Australia's Wildlife
3	3 Vote	27 British People Describe the Super Bowl
4	4 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals That Never Existed
3	3 Vote	The Sly Little Thought That Gives Me Goosebumps
3	3 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look at BioShock Infinite's Reversible Cover Art by Polanski
4	4 Vote	It Appears Drugs Treating ADHD Do Not Exist
4	4 Vote	LucasArts Does the Persona 3 Movie
7	7 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Farting