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Fly Like an Asshole
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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PM News: How to Stop Killer Robots
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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She's Got a TON of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
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Alec Baldwin Drops Out of the Goat
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It Started With Friends, but Ended Up With the Dodos
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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1,000,000 People Are So Angry Again [UPDATE]
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I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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Join Us for a Mere $15,000
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Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
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Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
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Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
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22 Signs You're a Dog
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I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg
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Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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I'd Fuck a Dragon