Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Facebook Now Allows You to Suffer, Check This Out
64	64 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death in the Capitol
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	A Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla Cuts His Way to the New York
7	7 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Made Me Cry
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
81	81 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
7	7 Vote	Updates on the Slut-Shaming
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
9	9 Vote	How to Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
7	7 Vote	Well, This Is What Makes That Wrong
165	165 Vote	The Robot Uprising Has Never Sounded So Cool
155	155 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Life 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
8	8 Vote	Why Rich People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
8	8 Vote	Baby Needs a Cell Phone
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
25	25 Vote	At Least 35 Dead Rising
27	27 Vote	Gisele Freaks Out After Some Weirdos Film a Porno Nearby
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
123	123 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's

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