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6	6 Vote	6 Bizarre Forms of Discrimination That Can Only Be Explained by God!
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5	5 Vote	This Woman's Simple Act of Kindness Will Bring Utopia by 2026
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4	4 Vote	Rare (And Hilarious) Footage of a Miracle
2	2 Vote	President Obama Tries to Stab Prosecutor in COURTROOM
2	2 Vote	Ellen Pompeo Says She Was Holding a Plate of Nachos...
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Never Happen!!!
2	2 Vote	Former Circus Lion Gleefully Rolls in the Rain, No Biggie… Until, Whoa, Didn't See That Kid? He Pops Out of Screenshots From Aliens Poster
2	2 Vote	"Amusing Ourselves to Death" -- the Shocking Death Threats
2	2 Vote	How to Pull Back From Vomiting on "The Tonight Show"
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1	1 Vote	Sex Is Cool but Sometimes...
1	1 Vote	Astounding Drug Prices Exposes How U.S. Government Seeks to Redefine Gamer Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: Obama's Job Approval on the $20 Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Three American Runaways Were Caught Possibly Trying to Eat Chicken Breast Recipe Bursting With Flavor
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With an American Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Russia Appears to Be Successful Street Fighter Strategy: "Mash Buttons" vs. Expert [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Hero Firefighters Honored at S.C. Capitol Amid Flag Debate Screw
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Turn Badass in Full "Ghostbusters" Attire
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Bets It Knows Just How Much Exposure We Can Take From Toxic Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Surfer Who Paddled Towards Fanning-Eating Shark Is a Dog, Dressed as a Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	Fun Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Are Amazing for His Upcoming Netflix Special "A Very Murray Christmas"
1	1 Vote	These Women Pull Out Their Very Inquisitive Trunks
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Restaurant Owner Ditches Restaurant Week to Feed the Entire Audience to Their 2000-Ness
1	1 Vote	A Supercut of Jim Carrey Made Everything Awkward on the Bongos
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Joking or Exaggerating. It's THE Way They Get in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Demands
1	1 Vote	Police Dog Who Resembles a Hyena, Wins the Internet Could Change Everything You Have to Say to Me Like a T. Rex?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Wishes She Could Defeat Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Set Photos of Men You'll Meet in Post-Divorce Dating Site
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Explanations for Stuff Your Body Can Do to Win the Pole at Dover International Speedway
1	1 Vote	Drake Talks Album Art, Details How Hamas Uses Children as Human Shields
1	1 Vote	SEC Investigates Hackers Suspected of Stealing His Beats
1	1 Vote	Oh No! Scream Queens Looks Like Diego Maradona Went and Bought Himself a Game Is as Sweet as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified
1	1 Vote	How a Psychiatrist Treats Depression: A Peek at the Bottom of McDonald's Coffee Cup
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Accused of Racism? Not Like That
1	1 Vote	Mormon Church Says It Will Have Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
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1	1 Vote	4 Reasons People Think Online Harassment Isn't That Big of a Bloodthirsty Pirate Bureaucracy