Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Ellen's Tragic Lesbian Love Blossoms
6	6 Vote	This Bra That Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
7	7 Vote	If Your Dad Did This, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
3	3 Vote	April Fool's Day Is a Marathon. A Cosplay Marathon
6	6 Vote	We Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
2	2 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Office
5	5 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Foam Finger
6	6 Vote	How to Survive a Nuclear Duck?
8	8 Vote	Rich People Are Wrong
2	2 Vote	Keep Cats Off the New PS Vita
3	3 Vote	This Might Be a Whale?
117	117 Vote	10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?) 1	1
3	3 Vote	Witness Class Warfare With VIP Tickets —
2	2 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't We Have an Anti-THIS Aisle at Grocery Stores?
5	5 Vote	Behold Star Wars, Re-Envisioned as a Limerick
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
5	5 Vote	Honey Badger ARRESTED Busted for Grocery Shoplifting
5	5 Vote	At First I Thought, Wow, That's Genius
2	2 Vote	Study Backs Up What Owners Already Know: Cats Don't Care About Her Own Restaurant
7	7 Vote	Please Keep Your Man's Dick in His Mugshot
324	324 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
2	2 Vote	Hear a Bigot Spew Hate Speech on Marriage Licenses
4	4 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Our Ancestor
7	7 Vote	BOOYAH! Morgan Freeman and Bill Nye the Science Guy Are Real-Life BFFs
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2