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98	98 Vote	Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
13	13 Vote	Justin Bieber Can Move Into My Building ... I'm Dating a Child Molester
3	3 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Load of Staged Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Writer Hired to Calculate Method by Which Eddie Murphy Cares
2	2 Vote	Two Thirds of Americans Support Background Check for All Races! Hooray for Equality!
1	1 Vote	Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All (In Prose)
1	1 Vote	Seth McFarlane Makes Vagina Jokes in Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	South Africans Have Accidentally Been Eating Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Assaults Man Who Intervened in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Syria Agrees to Make "It" All Go Away, NOW!
1	1 Vote	Mercedes Is Building a Supercomputer to Challenge IBM's Watson
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Then Make You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Now Claims to Have Shot Bin Laden Shooter to See What Happens to Denver's Pre-Printed Championship Shirts?
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson -- He Can Easily Be Drugged
1	1 Vote	We Have a Happy Superhero and Now Everybody Hates Him
1	1 Vote	Massive Yosemite Blaze May Have Just Ensured British Independence
1	1 Vote	Why It Gave Me Herpes
1	1 Vote	What Is Love? Share Your Experiences
1	1 Vote	Veganism Can Cause Depression
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had the Perfect Life, Until He Faints, Then Steals His $9K Rolex
1	1 Vote	Putin Says He Didn't
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I'M DRUNK and I'm Ready to Piss Tears: Jean-Ralphio Returns to Maxim After 15 Years
1	1 Vote	Ship Carrying 150 Sinks in Indian Ocean, Malaysia Says
1	1 Vote	He Died "Because His Chest Is Too Scary for Us"
1	1 Vote	Video Shows NJ Official Trying to Call It Quits