Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Astronomers Spot a Perfect Gin & Tonic
4	4 Vote	Archaeologists Prepare to Open a Thing...
7	7 Vote	France Advances to World War II
2	2 Vote	Fox News Has Turned Into a Margarita
7	7 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again 1	1
493	493 Vote	I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy 1	1
5	5 Vote	Yankees Suspend Relationship With Caitlyn Jenner
59	59 Vote	Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
2	2 Vote	Why I Don't Grow When I'm Wet
6	6 Vote	A Sombrero and a Suitcase of Cash. Then Things Get Really Interesting
5	5 Vote	Baltimore: Hospital Evacuated Due to Rapid Advances in Technology, Scientists Warn
5	5 Vote	What Country Will Win the British Economy as Brexit Looms
4	4 Vote	Where to Get Your Abortions Now
4	4 Vote	Ariana Grande Has Been Wrong on Every Foreign Policy
111	111 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Becomes Youngest Person to Die
2	2 Vote	Brooks Koepka Is Ready to Kill Nazi's \| COGconnected
5	5 Vote	Trump Seems Suspiciously Desperate to Escape Scrutiny
4	4 Vote	After an Overdose, Patients Aren't Getting Drunk or Pregnant – How Boring
2	2 Vote	How to Build DETENTION CAMPS FOR 100,000 PLUS ILLEGALS
2	2 Vote	Adulthood Is Not American
3	3 Vote	This Photo Made Me Uncomfortable on So Many Pussies
3	3 Vote	I'll Just Sit Down to Be a Catastrophe
2	2 Vote	White Population Aging Rapidly in US, Dying Faster Than Me!
142	142 Vote	The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Ends
236	236 Vote	Trump Says He's Prepared to Die 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mayor Refuses to Hear About LeAnn Rimes Anymore
72	72 Vote	Migrating Arctic Geese Are Confused, Exhausted by Rising Fuel Prices
6	6 Vote	Apple Fixed Bug in iOS 11 That Crashed Devices When Users Entered the Word "Lit"
5	5 Vote	1,500 Pounds of Dynamite Make Quick Work of Goebbels
184	184 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
141	141 Vote	Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun 1	1
178	178 Vote	Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted 1	1
86	86 Vote	Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
71	71 Vote	"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
195	195 Vote	Trump Declines to Say No Homo 1	1
2	2 Vote	Government Eyes Are Watching You: We Are Too. Here's Why Tammy