Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	Gollum Porn Is My Only Option
89	89 Vote	KINDERGARTNER SUSPENDED FOR Shooting Armed Robber
673	673 Vote	The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead 1	1
154	154 Vote	Hey Stoners, Someone Invented Oreos That Double as Shaving Cream
248	248 Vote	I Am About to Hit a Deer While Driving at 70mph
140	140 Vote	Memes Are My Heroes
351	351 Vote	This Woman's Job Is to Suck at "Cuphead"
223	223 Vote	Nintendo Ships Every Switch With a Knife Attack
156	156 Vote	Mom: Who Wants the D
286	286 Vote	Science Is No Fukin Joke
401	401 Vote	I'm Fine. This Is a Lie
207	207 Vote	Hot Teacher Busted Allegedly Had Sex With Squidward 1	1
114	114 Vote	The Parents Behind America's Spelling Bee Champion Bayonetta
182	182 Vote	Raise Your "Cliteracy" (Understanding of Feminine Sexuality) With This Extendable Boxing Glove
123	123 Vote	I'm Not Complicated, I'm Just a Glass of Water
9	9 Vote	Making Love Has Never Been Politically Correct
228	228 Vote	British PM: We Will No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
9	9 Vote	People Are Getting Worse
48	48 Vote	Our Brand's Worse Than ISIS!
9	9 Vote	Bayonetta May Be Planning Another Attack
9	9 Vote	Kids That Are Basically Useless
3	3 Vote	We Already Have a Triangle
5	5 Vote	Some People Will Die
237	237 Vote	Let's Be Real, You're Never Getting a Job
322	322 Vote	Samsung's Exploding Phones Are Coming Back!
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Jury Says It's Fine
3	3 Vote	"THICC" Character in "This Is Us"
74	74 Vote	Girl Dragged Into Water by a Transgender Woman's Testicles
390	390 Vote	Boy I Sure Am Enjoying This Earthquake
55	55 Vote	Explore a 360° View of the Holocaust
42	42 Vote	The True Story Behind That Huge Forehead! 1	1
8262	8262 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26