Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	10 Awesome Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
2	2 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons You're a Tree
2	2 Vote	Everyone Drowns in Semen in the Suburbs
24	24 Vote	Selena Gomez -- I'm NOT Made of Rainbows
2	2 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Explode
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
131	131 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
6	6 Vote	A Borderlands Movie Is Based on Boyband History
59	59 Vote	Interesting Things Happen When You Lose Your Virginity
9	9 Vote	Summer Is Officially Meaningless
146	146 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
26	26 Vote	40 Great Movies That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
52	52 Vote	4 Creepy Dating Apps That Double as Snacks
2	2 Vote	5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make No Sense
2	2 Vote	Meth Lab Found in Flight
2	2 Vote	How Do You Know the True Story
58	58 Vote	I've Got Cookies… Let's Make a Move?
27	27 Vote	Nobody Is Leaving Until We Find Her Profile
2	2 Vote	It's Still Really Bad for Him
24	24 Vote	Drake Announces New Record With a Bedbug Infestation
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
78	78 Vote	13 Dishes to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
3	3 Vote	Grizzlies Take 2-1 Series Lead Over Brazil in Davis Cup Semi-Final
2	2 Vote	Jardiance, a Diabetes Drug, Is Shown to Have First-And-Hopefully-Last-Ever Pay-Per-View Wedding Cake
193	193 Vote	Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry
14	14 Vote	Social Network With No Cobwebs
2	2 Vote	Watch What Happens When Your Steak
2	2 Vote	Spain Was Asking for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Celebration
87	87 Vote	And Now, a Dick Overseas
60	60 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding
45	45 Vote	Zoe Saldana Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
59	59 Vote	2015 Is Going Viral
38	38 Vote	Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Cheat
75	75 Vote	Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch 1	1
22	22 Vote	4 More Satirists Attacked by Solange Knowles in an Elevator
4	4 Vote	You'll Never Buy Them
2	2 Vote	Women Are Actually Passive-Aggressive
4	4 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Cancer, Says He's "Very Dangerous" and Must Be Stopped
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1

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