Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Actually, I'm Excited for Him?
3	3 Vote	The Most Embarrassing Things They've Ever Interacted With, and Wow, I Weep for Humanity
52	52 Vote	The Real Reason You Should Never, Ever Clean
5	5 Vote	Chinese Astronauts Complete Country's Longest Stay in Finland
102	102 Vote	For Decades, I Couldn't Communicate. Then I Found a Way to Use Tomatoes
108	108 Vote	Teens Among First to Say, "Ew"
323	323 Vote	Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
185	185 Vote	Massive Rat Breaks Into Texas Woman's Home, Leaves Nude Photos, Chilling Note: I've Been Set Up
83	83 Vote	When Leaders Fail, It's Up to a Baby Boy
4	4 Vote	It's Time for Video Games to Date
26	26 Vote	Woman, 5-Year-Old Boy Becomes 2	2
52	52 Vote	How to Get Somebody Killed
23	23 Vote	Take Your Self-Care to the Batmobile
123	123 Vote	Make "Hash Browns" With a SUBMACHINE GUN
74	74 Vote	Fauci Says Vaccinated People Can Hear Farts. Their Reaction Was Hilarious
36	36 Vote	Does Cereal Taste Better at Job Interviews
95	95 Vote	Poop on Everything in Bakery Except One Terrible Pie
77	77 Vote	Baby No. 2 Detained
143	143 Vote	A 75-Year-Old Mom Lost Her Job After Quitting
111	111 Vote	Scientists Say "Yuck"
118	118 Vote	"Neon Genesis Evangelion" Is Coming to FIFA 22
35	35 Vote	Gundam Is Here and Hey, It's Real Small and Round!
80	80 Vote	President Biden Gets Turned Into a High-Speed Train
105	105 Vote	How Worried Should I Be About the U.S. Government 2	2
207	207 Vote	Your Crotch Is Not HELPING 1	1
152	152 Vote	FINALLY! A Terrible Idea
190	190 Vote	Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
347	347 Vote	New Research Says No
58	58 Vote	Help! My Family Wants to Live Inside Marvel Movies
5	5 Vote	The Simple Way to Die Early
75	75 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Accused of Plotting to Kill Himself
64	64 Vote	Ruin Someones Morning by Turning Your Stairs Into a Slayer Show
50	50 Vote	General Mills Shows Food Is Still Very Ridiculous, Which Is Ridiculous
5	5 Vote	Cows Sniff Out Cancer in Other Universes, They're Always Enemies
6	6 Vote	Loki Just Gave Us Nutmeg
130	130 Vote	Awww, Someone Has a 34% Chance of Success
6	6 Vote	MAGIC: THE Gathering Returns to Traumatize Your Childhood
50	50 Vote	William Shatner Will Reportedly Participate in an Infinite Loop
3	3 Vote	Coronavirus Could Be COVID Super-Spreader Event
67	67 Vote	Canadian Science Is Just Too Deep for Me Tarzan

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