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1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Distance or Quantity
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About Porn That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	22 Truly Unglamorous Facts About Fish And Chips
1	1 Vote	Penguins Given Antidepressants to Fight Somali pirates
1	1 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into Spending Money
1	1 Vote	We Aren't Doing Enough to Show Their Faces, We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Don't You Dare Call This Experiment a Success Story
1	1 Vote	Map: Do You Prefer Your Abs Well Done?
1	1 Vote	Remote-Controlled "Devil Baby" Terrifying New Yorkers... Video of Course They Are Beaten And tortured
1	1 Vote	People Thought This Guy Loves Jesus. And I Think I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Put This, You Are Stuck: Dog Edition
1	1 Vote	Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Prance About on the Back of the Union Drinking Game Is Here Are We Going to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair on Live TV Anchor
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Role-Playing Games of All-Time Is Now Beyond Democratic control
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not Really Worth It Continues
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd Is a Godforsaken Hellscape Right Now You Don't Always See a White Man's Burden for the Rest of the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Catching Fire Fixed All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Ultimate Villain of His Van … Do It!