Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
4	4 Vote	Teacher Accused of Partying All Night
8	8 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Punch Our Screens
8	8 Vote	Why the Democrats Keep Popping Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
7	7 Vote	Beyonce Busted for Drug Possession While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
48	48 Vote	Will 4 Billion People Eat?
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
3	3 Vote	Man Wrongfully Convicted for Casting Bunga-Bunga Orgies
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
74	74 Vote	A Snowstorm Will Make You Die
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
3	3 Vote	South Korean Nuclear Reactors Shut Down by Toy Helicopter
126	126 Vote	Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
271	271 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
61	61 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
118	118 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Regretted It
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending