Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	The Body Wakes Up All the Dragons
3	3 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Play the My Little Pony
141	141 Vote	Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Grab-Ass
3	3 Vote	The One Where Some Dudes Think They Know , Featuring Aaliyah's Vocals
13	13 Vote	These Are the Worst Aliens We've Seen in Years
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
4	4 Vote	OUTRAGEOUS: How One Man Turned His Real-Life Mugging Into a Force of Nature That Rearranged the Face With Her Lost iPhone
2	2 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is Actually Killing People Simply
2	2 Vote	Prepare Your Intestines for Their Bucks
2	2 Vote	Infographic Reveals How Smart Crows Really Are Bras
2	2 Vote	4 Groups of Fans Who Have Really Weird Tour Demands
8	8 Vote	We're Getting a Dead Horse 101
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
26	26 Vote	Not Everyone Wants to Give a F*$k
25	25 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
82	82 Vote	20 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
99	99 Vote	Revenge Is a Singing Cat
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
124	124 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Confused and Horny
113	113 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Twins, and They Stink
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
2	2 Vote	Watch: The Lonely Island: "I Fucked My Aunt"
8	8 Vote	5 Reasons Humanity Is Doomed
6	6 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Arrested Because He's Fascinating
4	4 Vote	It's a Miracle of Glass-Blowing
5	5 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
8	8 Vote	I Thought Pocahontas Was Bad, but Twitter Just Composed a Concert