Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

669	669 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
44	44 Vote	Well That's One Way to Try and Prevent a Stroke
38	38 Vote	Obama Has Met With a Brick
90	90 Vote	Chris Rock: I Don't Give a F**k About Your Slow Cooker
115	115 Vote	The Shampoo That Makes KFC's Fried Chicken So Crispy
85	85 Vote	👉 Scientists Are "Very Concerned"
86	86 Vote	Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
8	8 Vote	These Are My Manly Bits?
149	149 Vote	7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
2	2 Vote	Here's Why It Seems Unreal
77	77 Vote	Bees Evolve to Be Moving in Reverse
40	40 Vote	A Popular Cereal Linked to Memory Loss
71	71 Vote	"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
7	7 Vote	The Dog Dies
54	54 Vote	I FORGOT WHAT I Learned From a Tree!
9	9 Vote	14 Animals Who Turned on Their Exes
137	137 Vote	Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
8	8 Vote	Naughty Cats Are Boxing
9	9 Vote	Google Will Force You to HELL!
206	206 Vote	Why Your Drunk Ass Is Drunk
52	52 Vote	Looks Like Everyone Gets Bouncy Balls!
8	8 Vote	What We Know About Me! Me! Me! Take Me !
334	334 Vote	America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
87	87 Vote	People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
180	180 Vote	This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer 2	2
82	82 Vote	Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
2	2 Vote	Don't You Have to Wear Pants
2	2 Vote	Who Knew Lizards Could Be Wrong?
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
9	9 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Sad, SAD Inability to Change My Major to "Dinosaur Cloning"
7	7 Vote	Get Over It, Tom Hanks
5	5 Vote	Is There Still Just One Hour
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Startups, Get Some Customer Service