Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	You'll Never Get to Sleep
9	9 Vote	Your Terrible Music Is Awful
2	2 Vote	Why Trump Doesn't Care About Women
3	3 Vote	Tropical Storm Michael Buble
2	2 Vote	Huh. Democrats Really Don't Want to Be Involved
4	4 Vote	Celebrate Truffle Season With Heart Ailment
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Will Return (Spoiler Alert) 1	1
2	2 Vote	12 Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Entire Doctor Who Trailer
5	5 Vote	It's All Fun and Gross, but Mostly Gross
7	7 Vote	Love Is Actually Good
120	120 Vote	I Gotta Have More Medical Issues
408	408 Vote	Okay Listen. I Need a Nap 1	1
9	9 Vote	Things Your Mucus Says About Your Attractiveness
102	102 Vote	Kavanaugh: I Was "really Stunned" by Kavanaugh's Behavior
157	157 Vote	White Men Are the Newest Stock Photo Sensation
399	399 Vote	U.S. To Leave Solar System 2	2
183	183 Vote	Scientists Tempt Vegetarians With Cow That Tastes Like Pringles
100	100 Vote	Putin Allegedly Gave Student a "Wedgie"
346	346 Vote	Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons 1	1
108	108 Vote	6 Easy Ways to Pee
446	446 Vote	Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises 1	1
8	8 Vote	I Wanted to Un-Know
65	65 Vote	Avocados Are a Must-Have Halloween Accessory
129	129 Vote	What Are Your Intentions With My Friend's Chihuahua
102	102 Vote	Drink, and Then Hit Yourself
125	125 Vote	Dolphins Work Together Too Well and We're All Doomed 1	1
25	25 Vote	11 Dead Infants Found in Church Offering Plate
9	9 Vote	The Secretive Business of Flatulence
355	355 Vote	Dolphins Learn to Swear 1	1
141	141 Vote	Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
38	38 Vote	This Puppy Is Not New It's Antique
49	49 Vote	Pig With Ice Cream Flavor
4	4 Vote	Trump Fist-Pumped as He Admits Adultery
4	4 Vote	Your Move, Peter Dinklage
4	4 Vote	Investors Wronged by a Mashed Potato
3	3 Vote	Banksy Says His Cancer Is Back: "I Have a Penis"
3	3 Vote	Dammit, Man, Just Give Me Your Ears: Othello
5	5 Vote	The Peenasaur Is My Mr. Big Dong
4	4 Vote	Fall Pasta Recipes That Are Astronomically Far Away 1	1
2	2 Vote	New Hampshire Restaurant Offering Free Steak Tips for Your Religion