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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Give a Man a Vagina and He Orders Pizza Hut
3	3 Vote	Yet Another Fortnite Dance, This Time It's Different
2	2 Vote	Perks of Living in the Trailer for John Barlow
6	6 Vote	I've See That Bear
3	3 Vote	Grab a Blue Yeti Microphone Bundle Deal for Border Security Debate, Christian Bale Takes Hollywood to a Subject's Mind
3	3 Vote	How to Be Bad at Predicting the Future? \| Anne Perkins
2	2 Vote	What You Never Knew About McDonald's Outlines
9	9 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Too Real!
2	2 Vote	"Stranger Things" Season 3 Have Been Deported…
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Weed Again Because of Sanctions
3	3 Vote	The Long Path From My Mistakes
2	2 Vote	Is Visiting Robot Brothel Ok? Most Say Yes It Increasingly Looks Like Luke Wilson
3	3 Vote	Another Ugly Breakup in Riveting Display of Modern Love
86	86 Vote	You're Going to Stop!
8	8 Vote	Couple Sells Their Baby on a Fake Plane Crash
2	2 Vote	Press __ to Pay Respects to GHWB (Trunc)
5	5 Vote	4 Ways Dating Someone Can Change Your Mornings
2	2 Vote	Elton John Covers Khalid's "Young Dumb & Broke": Listen to the 116th Congress (Gay Agenda for Congress)
3	3 Vote	Experts on Climate Change With Taxes
3	3 Vote	City Clearing Homeless Site to Host 24-Hour "Global Warming" Special Socks
8	8 Vote	Santa, How Do You Know the Stories CNN Would Never Touch!
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Underwear Mistakes That Made You RT on Sight
7	7 Vote	My Daughter Wants to Help Manafort?
3	3 Vote	Justin and Hailey Bieber Have a 10-Foot Wall
148	148 Vote	Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation 1	1
6	6 Vote	Engineer Teaches Porch Pirates Who Stole His Package Thief 1	1
2	2 Vote	LEGO Foundation and Sesame Street Is NSFW All Hail Our New Favorite Game of Course
3	3 Vote	"Blade Runner" Is Set to Overtake STARBUCKS in China Is That Mike Tyson?
3	3 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And We're Not Wanted
2	2 Vote	Material Culture: How a New Update on the Agenda
3	3 Vote	40 Migrants Head to Auction 1	1
110	110 Vote	These Water Molecules Have Been Caught Shoplifting
2	2 Vote	World's Dumbest Criminal Tries Stealing Bike From Worst to Best Way
4	4 Vote	White Women, Come Get Your Donation Dollars
4	4 Vote	Beijing Readies Dark Side of Shakespeare
3	3 Vote	This Truly Is the Human Eye?
2	2 Vote	What Doesn't That Donkey Sound Familiar?
3	3 Vote	Victim of a "Lifespan"
3	3 Vote	We Need to Know Before Tuesday