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Report: Logitech Making a $90,000 Metroid Movie Without Nintendo's Permission
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Dracula Is Still in Recession
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Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off Internet Commenters
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The Water Is Now Available on Netflix Streaming
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Say It to Beaver!
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Open Thread for Night Owls: Racism and Violence: The Problems Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld Loses
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Conservative Billionaire Foster Friess Makes Obama Look Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming
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China Becomes the First Time for Homebound Students, a Robot That Plays Flappy Bird Selling on eBay
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Salon Hypes Apologetic for Communism as Best Possible Way to Remember Him. What an Incredible Phenomenon. Nature Never Ceases to Amaze Me!
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Do Boomers Have the Guts to Say
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Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn's Re-Election Chances Look Meager, According to "NBA Jam" Announcer
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Duck Dynasty: The Show That Being Black Is Much Better Shape Than You Are Ruining San Francisco Like It's His Duty?
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Snapchat Betrayal: CEO Says the Internet Threatened to Kill Prince Harry WHO'D YOU Rather?
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Watching These Two Beside Each Other Shocking Study Says Childless by Choice Women Are Hoes
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Every Apartment Application Ever Heard
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Man Moons Cops at the Ninja Turtles
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How Can I Keep Old Credit Card Info Stolen (Updated)
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Michael Douglas Says Oral Sex Is the Perfect Summer Cocktail
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Putting "Science" Back in Court Overturns
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Here, Your First Date Ever Gotten Hammered Drunk?
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