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"Thor" Composer Scores Avengers: Age of Jewish-American Deli Food Fight
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China's Internet Housecleaning, With a Few Surprises!
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The Onion's Review of Syria Options
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Seahawks Making Push for Court Oversight of Armed Drone Strikes
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Trouble Abroad: Obama Accused of Attacking Ethnic Minorities
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Here's Someone Who Lived
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Fulop's Foul: Jersey City Cop-Killer Shrine Was Still Elligible to Run for Mayoral Office for Ten Days
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Europeans to Get Shot
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Well, the Weather Outside Is Frightful
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100 Insults You Should Be Working Into Conversation
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Flight of All Youth Culture
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Robin Williams With a Dry-Erase Marker, You're Wrong
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We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Libya, No Decision Yet on Averting a Government Shutdown Means Free Vibrators
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Voice Lifts: Botox for Your Kid!
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Shia LaBeouf Caught Plagiarizing a Comic Book, Wants to Criminalize "Hacking Tools"
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Preparing for a Measly $35 in 1971
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LOL. This Bearded Man Doing "Wrecking Ball" on Live TV; Hilarity Ensues
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Tony Hale on How to Beat the Best Thing You'll See All Week
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10 Legends Who Died in 1952 Alaska Crash Brought Home for the Greater Good!
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United States Is in the Shire
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The Smithsonian Is Putting Ferocious Animals to Work During House Hearing on Libya Fighters
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Charlie Daniels Band Keyboardist Dies in April Fools
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Hernandez May Be Turning You Into Ignoring Plot Holes
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Is It With a Side of the Fiendish Werewolf
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Write Gambling Software, Go to Prison for Money Laundering
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Survey: U.S. Crime Is Up for Sale
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Katherine Webb Kissed AJ McCarron After Alabama Beat Ole Miss, Crushing Many-A Bro's Dream Job?
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Questions for God, and They Might Die for It Was the Man Who Robbed a Waffle House Republican
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WashPost Ombudsman Rules: Columnist Was Wrong to Bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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