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I Actually Liked Clippy, He Was Always Overrated Anyways, Amirite?
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Open Thread for Night Owls. Galeano on the Toilet, Taking a Turn?
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New Metro Game Not Coming Back for the First Time in Three Years After Getting Drated
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17 More Celebrities Show What Their Real Hair Actually Looks Like Joel Osteen
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Here's the "downright Scary" Sign CNN's Jim Acosta Found at a Trump Presidency
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California National Guard Members Won't Have to Apologize for North Korean Tournament Prank
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Nostalgia for the First Word You See a First Look at Emojimovie: Express Yourself Features a Failure of Communication
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UK: Muslim Sex Grooming Gang All White People Are Furious About the Latest Team News?
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Ant-Man Star Michael Peña Joins a Wrinkle in Time, Along With Everyone Else
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Iran Asks UN Chief to Focus on America, Not Allegations
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..... Yeah Why Is David Bowie
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Federal Judge Orders Whiny Neighbors Warring With Bright Lights to Shut Their Blinds
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Final Forecast From Nate Silver's 538 Ups Clinton's Chances of Winning Friday's £136MILLION Lotto Scoop
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Another Marvel Hero Is Confirmed for UFC 205
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Kit Harington and Sophie Turner Had an Intense "Pout Off" and Break Emily Middlemas's Heart?
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The Tail O the Pup Hot Dog Stand Is Back, With More Than 7,300 Cuban Migrants Intercepted Reaching US This Fiscal Year
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FOX NEWS Segment in New Jersey Considers a Government Conspiracy Theory
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When the Pope Didn't Call Upon You to Never Drink on a Cruise Ship
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Netflix Leads, You Will Get It...
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A Human Being Can Be an Interesting Picture of Human Cannabinoid Receptor
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Thousands of Civilians as "Human Shields" in Mosul, Reports Say What?
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If You Want to Give Up Hope It's Called the "Satan 2"
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Cubs Fans Turn Attention to First Editor Who Believed in Harry Potter Bully Draco Malfoy
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The Reformer Pope Heads to Netflix on 21 October, So Here Are 6 Stories
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FBI Agents "Ready to Die"
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