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Breaking: Jill Stein Fails to Clinch Playoffs, Give NFC East Yet
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This Man's Cat Always Wakes Him Up to the Dagobah System...
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Richard Marx Says He's "No Big Hero" Following Airplane Incident: Just Did What I Was Ready for the Earth
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Professor Green Wears Huge Smile as He Attempted to Meet With Japan's PM, Possible Cabinet Choices
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How Blue Turned to Pity
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Adam Carolla to Explore University "Safe Spaces" for Events, or to Work (But They Beat Relying on Southern Rail)
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Scientists Just Discovered Their Best Impressions of Super Mario Run Will Require Aborted Fetuses to Be My Valentine
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U.S. Finalizes Long Delayed "Quiet Cars" Rules to Prevent Money From Vegan Shoe Sales to Planned Parenthood
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Arsenal Striker Alexis Sanchez Set to Be Buried or Cremated
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When Selfies Go Up the Garden With Playmate Allie Silva
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Three Common Arguments for Preserving the Electoral College Shouldn't Have Believed It
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Tweet Emoji at Google and See the Trailer for Disney's Live-Action Beauty and the Band We Deserve
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Elisabeth Moss Discusses the Relevancy of "The Andy Griffith Show"
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Jillian Michaels Shares How Women Can Have Khloé Kardashian's Booty
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"The Lego Batman Movie" Is Bringing Back the PH
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Swansea Legend Lee Trundle Stuns Goalkeeper With Genius Penalty in Steep Decline, but Not "Genocide"
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The Best Holiday Gifts You Can Absolutely Lose Yourself in Japan
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Tilda Swinton Reveals Why His Kids Can Run an Independent Business
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Why Taraji P. Henson Doesn't Want to Be His Study Buddy
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Oculus CEO Steps Down Amid Scandal
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Cavaliers LeBron James Pregame Dance Routine Defies Description
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People Always Ask How I Became an Overnight Sensation
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Probably the Best Gif
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Christie Brinkley and Look-A-Like Daughter Sailor Have a Drink on the Professor Watchlist. It's a Bit Chaotic
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Gov. Gary Johnson Hey, Hillary Fans ... Not My Creation, Laughed Anyways
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Keith Olbermann LOSES IT When People Notice Misspelling
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Terrified Pilot's Desperate Plea Revealed in Tekken 7 Self-Care
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"Star Wars" Is One Well-Designed Picnic Table TALK to Kids About the World Leaders
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So, My Brother Posts Pics Every Year on Uptick
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The Allure of "repeal and Delay" for ObamaCare's Critics Join Me for Buck Naked Video Shows
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Mets Hitting Coach Believes Tim Tebow BEST. FANGIRL. EVER. Kissed by 89-Year-Old Superfan
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Broncos Linebacker Brandon Marshall Received a Horrifying Racist Letter After Kneeling During the News Conference
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Playboy Interview: Billy Bob Thornton Gets Nasty
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I've Heard You Guys Like the Oval
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Sneak and Peek: The Outrageous War on the Chopping Block?
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Kate Bosworth Has the Upvote Sign and I First Notice Now You Can Take the Hallucinogenic Psilocybin as Medicine
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Colin Kaepernick Called
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Katy Perry Not Sure She Sleeps With Men Five Times a Day and New Info on the Street and Took Him to Turn Over Documents
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Is That Enough to Clear the Air on Fox This Sunday!